Where the hell is my bike!?

Was supposed to get my new baby on the 3rd, the courier company's drivers didn't show up for work, which was nice of them, on the 4th they said it's on the way, be there by the end of the day, yeah right. They need to ship it from motherfucking EAGLE FARM to ST LUCIA. It's TWO goddamn days late. I could have taken a cab there and ridden the fucker home. First Express "Distribution with a difference" yeah, unlike other companies we just don't deliver your shit, see? That's the difference. If I don't get my bike today unpleasantness will follow.