George W Bush to Palestinian PM Mahmoud Abbas
"God told me to strike at al-Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them."
I for one am gratified that American people saw fit to elect someone who's batshit insane as Planetary Emperor. What better place for someone who believes that god speaks to them and directs their actions than in charge of weapons designed to bring about the apocalypse.
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