Jihad of the week

At least Israel didn't make it!

Praise be to Allah who created the creation for his worship and commanded them to be just and permitted the wronged one to retaliate against the oppressor in kind. To proceed: My talk with you this week is on injustice and opression. That one man, incompetent as he is powerful, can hold the destiny of a nation in his hand. To oppress its spirit and destroy its hope. I am talking of course about Graham Poll.

This infidel Englishman made history yesterday for giving a player 3 yellow cards in the same match, disallowing a goal scored before full time and general incompetence which nearly jeopardised our plan to reduce Australia to football driven anarchy. I myself watched the abomination of a match, careful to screen my eyes from the shorts that these men wear to accentuate their muscular legs, believers, shorts are haram, you must not wear them. There were also many decadent western women with their smooth, tanned skin, abundantly revealed by skimpy clothing, part of a plot to corrupt us, do not be distracted by them my brothers.

Back to the match. Graham Poll, whose legs are unremarkable, displayed such incompetence that we thought Australia were going to lose. It was such a shock when they drew that some of our men started dancing and singing for joy. They have since been shot. Singing, dancing, also haram.

This ended a good night for me, having seen the Yankee infidel pigdogs smote by the fiery sword of a vengeful Allah to crumble to a humiliating loss against Ghana. A defeat no doubt representative of our coming victory, God willing. Graham Poll is haram, do not associate with him, certainly do not look at his legs, even a glance.