Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Jihad of the Week

















A Jihad on Bono

"For pretending that giving him and his corporate masters more money is the only way to help others. For trying to sell a yuppie circle-jerk as changing the world and for making sucky music, except for the Joshua Tree. In this fatwa I declare Bono to be haram. A jihad against this running dog, lapdog lackey of capitalist yankee pigdogs. Believers should not own his music or have dealings with anyone who does, except for the Joshua Tree. Also his friend, the wrinkly, less famous one, Geldof, he is haram also. Anyone who buys this "Red" should be stoned, slowly, over several days, with small pebbles. God is great!"

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